A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a
>>couple
>> > of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and
>>get
>> >
>> > costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he
>>goes
>> >
>> > into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman
>>costume.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you
>>ever
>> >
>> > heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something
>>else
>> >
>> > I can wear."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and
>>gets a
>> >
>> > replacement. The husband comes home from work goes to the
>>bedroom
>> >
>> > and there laid out on the bed is a Batman costume. He again
>>yells at
>> >
>> > his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black
>>Batman?
>> >
>> >
>> > Take this shit back and get me something I can wear to the
>>costume
>> party!"
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > The next morning his irate wife goes shopping.
>> > When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on
>>the
>> >
>> > bed are three items:
>> >
>> > One is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick
>>white belt,
>> >
>> > and the third item is a 2 x 4.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the
>>three
>> >
>> > white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino. If you
>>don't
>> >
>> > like that one, you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo.
>> >
>> >
>> > And if you don't like THAT one, you can shove the 2 x 4 up your
>>ass
>> >
>> > and go as a fudgecicle.
>> >