An ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team’s performance fucking soars! They kick ass and win the County, State and eventually the National Championship. A few days before the Intrenational grand finals, Penelope, a 16-year-old hurdler visits her coach and says, "Coach, I have a problem, hair is starting to grow on my chest." "What?!" the coach says in a panic, "How far down does it go?" Penelope replies, "Down to my testicles." "Testicles?!!!" the coach repeats. "yeah..." Penelope says, "that's something else I want to talk to you about, coach"