Erotic Humor

What are the 3 worst things about being an egg?
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1. You only get heated up once!
2. You only get laid once!
3. And, the only person to ever sit on your face is your mother!

1. Sunny Side Up
2. Scrambled
3. Some guy named Benedict

laid once, eaten once, and endless debate over who came first, the chicken who sat on your face or you !!!!

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