A guy goes into a bar with his dog and sits down
and orders a beer and his dog jumps up on the stool next to him and orders a beer and a bag of peanuts.

the bartender says " that dog can't talk, you must be a ventriliquist"

the guy says no, he really can talk. I have to go to the restroom so go ahead and talk to him.

the bartender asks the dog "can you really talk?"
the dog says " I sure can."

so the bartender gives the dog $20 and says " go down the street to Smitty's bar, order a beer, take a drink, then spit it out and say you like the beer better here."

the dog takes the $20 says "ok" and leaves

the owner returns and asks "where is my dog?"
the bartender tells him where the dog went and the owner runs out to look for his dog. He walks down the street and sees his dog having sex with a cute poodle on the side of the street.
The owner says to the dog "What are you doing?"
the dog looks up and says " It's the first time I ever had $20 !!!"