There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls


           We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls.  But do you
really know the difference between them?  In an effort to keep
you informed, here are the definitions:


           GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'



           BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say:
'You're next, Chubby.'