A man was ready to plead his case before the divorce court judge.


The judge asked, "Why are you seeking a divorce?"


"Because I live in a two story house," the man answered.


"What kind of a reason is that?" asked the judge. "What's the big deal about a two-story house?"


The man replied, "Because one story is 'I have a headache!' and the other story is 'It's my time of the month!' "