This is paraphrased from memory from a cartoon strip called "Momma."

Momma is visiting with a friend, and they're sitting around sipping tea when the friend says: "My husband wants a divorce." Momma looks shocked and says: "For whatever reason why?" Her friend says: "He says he's unhappy." Momma looks as though she doesn't know what to say, and her friend continues: "But, I'm contesting it!" Momma says: "Contesting it?" Her friend says: Yes! It's his word against mind!"