A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating as to who had the superior culture. The Greek says: "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says: "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek says: "We had great Mathematicians." The Italian says: "We had the Roman Empire." ..... and so on, and so on,
and then the Greek says: "We invented sex." The Italian says: "That's true, but it was the Italians who introduced
it to women."