A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
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> The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
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> The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin."
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> Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see > how you did."
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> His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came to see him.

> "How many customers bought something from you today?"
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> The kid says, "One."
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> The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to  30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"
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> The kid says, "$101,237.65" .
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> The boss says, "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell him?"
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> The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook.
> Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a > larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
> Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he > said 'down the coast,' so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said > he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
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> The boss says, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK? Is that right?"
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> The kid answers, "No, the guy came in here to buy
> Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot; you should go fishing."