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A woman walks into Target to return a faulty
toaster she just purchased the day before.
She walks up to the Customer Service counter
and slams the toaster down. The pimple-faced
boy looks up and says,"Welcome to Target.
May I help you?"

The woman glares at him and says, "I'd like
to return this toaster I bought yesterday."

The boy, looking puzzled, asks,"Ok, ma'am.
Do you have your receipt?"

She shakes her head no. The clerk then says,
"I'm sorry ma'am, without a receipt, you
cannot make a return."

The woman begins to yell,"Grab my breasts!
Grab my breasts!"

The boy is embarrassed and confused. He
looks around and spots his manager;
frantically, he beckons him over. "Sir, this
lady would like to return this toaster she
bought yesterday."

The manager looks at the woman and says,"Do
you have a receipt?"
Once again, the woman says no. "I'm sorry,
the Target policy states that we cannot take
returns without a receipt."

Suddenly, the woman begins to shout again,
"Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!"

The manager looks at her and says,"Why do
you keep saying to grab your breasts?"

The woman looks at him and says,"Because, I
like to have my breasts grabbed when I'm
getting fucked!"