I've yet to see a joke day. Maybe the host/hostess/modified mod/whoever is running this board won't allow it but here goes. This is an oldy by a goody. .

"What's the difference between jelly and jam??? You can't jelly your dick down your girlfriends throat."

Feel free to just plain crucify me....I'm open for criticism.

How does a hillbilly mother know her daughter is having her period?  Her son's penis starts to taste different

there is an erotic humor board.

Hung Chow calls into work and says,

"Hey boss, I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work."

The boss says,

"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.

"Boss, I do what you say and feel great. I be at work soon.

You got nice house!"

down the street.

One stops and starts sniffing the air and says "I smell fresh cock!"

The other one says "Oh that was just me, I burped."

Hey---just jokes........just jokes. hehehe

Hugs,
JD

What's the difference between fish and meat?

If you beat your fish it dies!

I believe he is credited with saying

Why is it that you can say "I pricked my finger" on TV, but you can't say "I fingered my prick"?