A Jewish woman tells her mother, "I'm divorcing Sheldon. All he wants is anal sex. My asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a dime."

Mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman. You don't need to work. You live in an eighta -bedroom mansion. You drive a Ferrari. You get $1500-a-week allowance. You take six two-week vacations a year."

The mother shakes her head in amazement and continues, "You're telling me you want to throw all that away for 40 cents!!?"