Rick and Cindy are driving thru the county on a long trip.  They are bored from the drive, so Cindy decides to give her husband a little show.

She slides out of her clothes, slowly peeling one thing off after another and flinging them out the window.  Rick is getting pretty distracted by this time, and when she's completely naked she leans over to begin a hot BJ.  Quite naturally Rick loses control, swerves off the road and promptly crashes into a tree.

As luck would have it, they're both unhurt, but Rick is pinned in the wreck.  He tells Cindy, "Go back to the road and flag down someone to help!"

"But I'm naked!  I haven't got anything to put on!"  Cindy protests.

So Rick tried to get his shirt off to give to her, but he can't... he's hopelessly pinned.  Finally he gives Cindy one of his shoes and tells her to cover up with the it as best she can.

Cindy goes back out to the road, and holding the shoe over her privates, flags down the next trucker.  When the truck stops, Cindy tells the driver, "Please help me!  My husband is stuck!"

The trucker takes a look, and replies, "Lady, I hate to tell ya, but if he's stuck in that far he's a goner."