Fred was Golfing with his buddies one sunday when on the 5th hole he wildly hooked his ball deep into the woods. Fred went into the woods to find his ball and did not return for some time. So his buddy Bob went in to find him. When he did not return his other friends went looking. When they got into the woods they found Bob Butt f***ing fred. "What the hell is going on?" they yelled.
Bob Said "I found fred having a heart attack so I tried to revieve Him."
His buddies replied " Bob, your supposted to give him Mouth to mouth."
Bob's reply
" I know, thats how it all started."