A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while
another foursome of women is hitting from the ladies'
tees. The ladies are taking their time. When the final
lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet.
She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks
it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five
feet. She looks up at the patiently waiting men and
says apologetically, 'I guess all those f--king
lessons I took over the winter didn't help.

One of the men immediately responds, 'Well, there you
have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!'