Wayne was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized that his wife was inadvertently teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him.

  Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the head, killing her instantly.

  A few days later, Wayne got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.

  Coroner: "Wayne, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball which hit her in the head, is that
correct?"

  Wayne : "Yes Sir, that's correct."

  Coroner: "Well, inexplicably, I found a golf ball wedged up the crack of her ass."

  Wayne : "Was it a Titleist 3 with blue dots?"

  Coroner: "Actually, yes, it was."

  Wayne: "That was my mulligan."