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Family and Friends,

Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family to help me out. I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and experience. The cost is only $29.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email with the appropriate information. Don't wait until they're all gone!
 

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt  
 

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee  
 

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker  
 

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank  
 

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger  
 

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earning  
 

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management  
 

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.  
 

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6-Hour Round
 

Chapter 10 - When Does A Divot Become Classified as Sod
 

Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water  
 

Chapter 12 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th Hole  
 

Chapter 13 - Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight
 

Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome  
 

Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee  
 

Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent  
 

Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt  
 

Chapter 18 - When to Re-Grip Your Ball Retriever  
 

Chapter 19 - Throwing Your Clubs:  An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique
 

Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?  
 

Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 for a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, but Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender
 

Thanks in advance for your order.


How about a chapter in linguistics to cover how to expand the definitions of "mulligan" and "gimmee"?

Great post.

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