A golfer whose cart broke down flagged down a

>passing bus and got aboard.

>

>He sat down on the bus, with his pants pockets

>full of golf balls, next to a little old lady.

>

>The little old lady kept looking quizzically at

>him and his bulging pockets.

>

>Finally, after many such glances from her he

>said, "It's golf balls."

>

>The little old lady continued to look at him

>thoughtfully and finally said, "Does it hurt as

>much as tennis elbow?"

>