Women prefer men who have something tender about the - especially legal tender.
- Kay Ingram

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
- P.J. O'Rourke

She's an excellent housekeeper. Every time she gets a divorce, she keeps the house.

She wants a man who is tall, dark, and has some.

Her hobby is collecting antiques - old Millionaires.

She is a woman of exceptional moral character; exceptions made for Platinum Visa Cardholders.

He's the type who'll wind up paying his sugar a lump sum.

She may be a minor for another year but she'll always be a gold digger.

She married him for his cash and spent the rest of her years looking for change.

She figures that what is 'hers' is hers, and what is 'his' is hers too.

She has what it takes to wear the latest fashions - a rich husband.

She loves him for the company he owns.

She married him for his company - and now she owns it!

A woman that can be bought is not worth buying.

She isn't dating him just because his father left him a fortune. She'd date him no matter who left him the money.

She married him for the way he spelled his name; "BILL GATES."

She has a million - dollar smile. She only smiles at guys with a million dollars.

My new secretary must be absent minded. She left her clothes at the office and took me to the cleaners.

She's easy to find. Just open your wallet, and there she is!

Her first question was: "How much did you say your name was?"

She's hoping for a lucky stroke - her rich husband's.