Two boys are playing baseball in a park in the Bronx when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, one boy takes his bat and smashes the dog's skull in. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident,and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Yankees Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I’m not a Yankees fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in the Bronx, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again. "Little Mets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook. "I’m not a Mets fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in New York was either a Yank's or Met's fan, what team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "Im a Boston Red Sox fan." the child said. The reporter started a new sheet in his notebook and wrote, "Little Bastard from Boston Kills Beloved Family Pet.