During the Sydney 2000 Olympics, an Aussie bloke was milling around the merchandise shop looking for a games souvenier to take home to his sweetheart.

He was deliberating over the usual hats, shirts, towels and the like, when he spotted a triple pack of Olympic condoms coloured Gold, Silver and Bronze.

Snapping them up eagerly, he raced home to his girlfriend and proudly presented them. Non plussed, she enquired "so which one do you think you'll wear?"
"What do you think" the guy exhulted. Pumping his fists in the air as he shouted "I'm going for Gold! Gold! Gold!

"Oh Really" said the GF . "Well how about wearing the silver one for me and try coming second for a change".