Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
>
>   (911 Operator) "Yes. What can I do for you?"
>
>   "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana
> inside his firewood!  Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's
> hidin' it there."
>
>   (911 Operator) "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
>   The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search
> the shed where the firewood is kept.
>   Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They
> sneer at Virgil and leave.
>
>   Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
>
>   "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
>
>   "Yeah!"
>
>   "Did they chop your firewood?"  
>      
>   "Yep!"
>
>   "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
>
>   (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).