GHOST SEX
 
A professor at the University of West Virginia was giving a lecture on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many
people here believe in ghosts?"
 
About 90 students raise their hands.
 
"Well, that's a good start.
 
"Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you
have seen a ghost?"
 
About 40 students raise their hands.
 
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.
 
"Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
 
About 15 students raise their hand.
 
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
 
Three students raise their hands.
 
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further.
 
"Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
 
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
 
The professor takes off his glasses and says: "Son, all the
Years I've been giving this lecture no one has ever claimed
To have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here
And tell us about your experience."
 
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and
Began to make his way up to the podium.
 
When he reached the front of the room, the professor
Asks: "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with
A ghost."
 
Bubba replied: "Shiiiit!! From way back there I thought you
Said "Goats"