A farmers wife started noticing her husband to be little bit down when he comes back from his farm. so one day she ask him what is the reason. sarmer say that there is this ghost in the farm and he just want to work. every five minutes later the ghost would come and ask farmer to give him work. any work this farmer give him, the ghost finished it in minutes and hungry for more work. there is only so much work this farmer could find for the ghost. and that was the problem.so the farmer's wife said," no need to worry, I will tace care of it tommorow." Next morning, the farmer's wife went to farm instead of the farmer. as usual, the ghost showed up and said," give me something to do"
the wife says ok and reaches down to her pubic area and pulls out one pubic hair and tells the ghost that get this curley hair straight. couple of hours past by and now the ghost is trying to run away because he could not get the hair straight, the farmers wife tells him," there is plenty more where it came from"


(to whom it may concern_"i still miss the 4th of july fireworks)"