A young couple had been dating for just a short period of time so at their latest dinner date the young guy looked at his date and said “ You know, I really like you, but I feel that before we take our relationship any further, I have to be honest and tell you something about myself. I’m a complete golf addict. I eat and breathe golf. I think about it morning, noon, and night. And I know that’s a bit weird. But as I said, I have to be honest with you.”

 
His date looked at him and said “I appreciate what you’ve told me, and I have to be very honest with you also.” She paused and then said “You need to know that I’m a hooker.”

 
There was a long silence. The young guy seemed very pensive. He then said “You might want to rotate your grip a bit to the left and also look at your stance.”