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Getting hired
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There are some variations to this joke but the theme is always funny.

So there were three young women who were being interviewed for a job by the boss of the company. He asked the first one what her latest job had been. She said “I was a cork soaker at a local winery. It was hands on and I enjoyed it very much.”
The boss then asked the second woman what her latest job had been. She replied “I was a sock tucker at a garment factory and it was definitely a hands on job.”
The boss then turned to the third woman and asked the same question. The third woman paused and then said “We’ll, my last job had a similar theme to the jobs the other ladies mentioned but I was a personal assistant and sometimes I used my hands and sometimes I didn’t.

Without a moments notice, the boss said to the third woman “ You're hired.”

I don't get it.

Posted By: CENZO1

There are some variations to this joke but the theme is always funny.  
   
 So there were three young women who were being interviewed for a job by the boss of the company. He asked the first one what her latest job had been. She said “I was a cork soaker at a local winery. It was hands on and I enjoyed it very much.”  
 The boss then asked the second woman what her latest job had been. She replied “I was a sock tucker at a garment factory and it was definitely a hands on job.”  
 The boss then turned to the third woman and asked the same question. The third woman paused and then said “We’ll, my last job had a similar theme to the jobs the other ladies mentioned but I was a personal assistant and sometimes I used my hands and sometimes I didn’t.  
   
 Without a moments notice, the boss said to the third woman “ You're hired.”
What's funny about pulling the feathers off of a rooster?

Sounds like hard work to me.

-- Modified on 6/24/2024 2:03:33 PM

I agree! Especially if she sometimes uses her mouth!

Posted By: Lt_FrankDrebin
Re: Cock Plucker?
Sounds like hard work to me.

Glad to see the input on this, but can someone explain the picture to me. I see the face but what part of the body is shown below? LOL!

(I'll assume you're serious ...)
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That's her arm, shoulder, and bony clavicle kind of sticking out. In chicken terminology, that would be the wing and sternum. Goes great with sriracha or sweet and sour!

Posted By: CENZO1
Re: Cock Plucker?
Glad to see the input on this, but can someone explain the picture to me. I see the face but what part of the body is shown below? LOL!

I have it on good authority -- Foghorn Leghorn -- that she was GREAT!!

Posted By: CENZO1
Re: Cock Plucker?
Glad to see the input on this, but can someone explain the picture to me. I see the face but what part of the body is shown below? LOL!

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