A woman and her husband went golfing and the first swing the woman took went straight into a house window and shattered the glass.
The husband says ..come one lets go over there and see what this is going to cost me.
as they walk up ..a man invites them in
and as the husband profusely apologizes the man says
"no worries..do you see that bottle over there? I was locked in that bottle for the last 300 years and now that I am free I can grant you each a wish but I am going to keep the last wish for myself.
Okay says the husband "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life"
"Granted" says teh genie and I am also going to mak esure your money grows and insure your health for a very long time"
"I want an elaboratehouse in every country in teh world"
"Granted" said the genie "and I am going to protect you from robbery , fire and natural disaster"
"Now for my wish the only thing I ask is that I can have sex one time with your beautiful wife"
The husband and wife are so grateful that they agree to do it.
After they make whoopee the genie asks the woman how old her and her husband are
"well, i AM 31 AND HE IS 32"
the genie replies "you guys are in yoru 30's and you still believe in genies?"