Pharmacology

In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name: Tylenol is
acetaminophen,
Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, Advil is ibuprofen, and so
on.

So,  the FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and
announced that it has settled on mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin,
mydixadud, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin