Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says"Bob, I'm not going to beat
around the bush. You have AIDS."
Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat the following:
5 pounds of spicy sausage,
1 head of cabbage,
20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,
10 Jalapeno peppers,
40 walnuts,
40 peanuts,
1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal,
and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."