Erotic Humor

Funny. Suggest one liners be combined in one post.EOM
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Three nuns died & went to Heaven. St. Peter met them at the Pearly gates & said, "Welcome, Sisters. To get in all you have to do is answer a simple question."

He asked the first nun: "What was the name of the man?" "My that's easy," she replied, "it was Adam." Bells rang, trumpets sounded, the gates opened & the nun went in.

"Who was the first woman?" he asked the second nun. She replied, "Thats easy, it was Eve." Bells rang, trumpets sounded, the gates opened & the nun went in.

Turning to the third nun, he asked" "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"

The nun thought and thought and she couldn't remember ever reading anything about that in the Bible. Giving up she said, "Thats a hard one." Bells rang, trumpets sounded, the gates opened & the nun went in.

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