I think this is Funny...but the men might Not...lol...

There was a cowboy riding across the dessert on his way to meet his friends...suddenly he hears a whistle...he whoes the horse..looks and sees no one..to he continues on....suddenly he hears the whistle again..he whoes the horse and looks and then hears over here..I'm over here...so he rides to the voice..but sees no one...then he hears down here...and it's an Iguana...the Iguana tells him he is a magical Iguana and wants to grant the cowboy a wish...he jumps off his horse in amazement...and the Iguana explains how he sees him all the time...helping strangers and his neighbors..and so he has decided to give him a gift of a wish...the only thing is he could Not wish for more wishes...the cowboy paces back and forth and says he has everything he has ever wanted...and then suddenly he realizes there is a wish I have always wanted...he explains to the Iguana how the ladies are always telling him...if he were only a little bit bigger..how much happier they would be...as the cowboy is telling him this...he got very Excited and said as he slapped the ass of his horse..he yelled out...I Want to be Hung like my Horse...the Iguana said Your Wish has been granted...the cowboy then tells him he didn't feel anything...so the Iguana explains when You walk threw Your front door...Your penis Will change...the cowboy was sooo Excited he said the hell with my friends...I'm going to go see the ladies tonight..YeeHaaa...so he jump on his horse and raced as fast as he could go...all the way home...he jumped off his horse...ran threw the door...dropped his pants...and looked in the mirror..and yelled out...DAMM...Why did I take the Mare today...LOL...Wasn't that Funny...Everyone have an Awesome Weekend!!