From a "Dane."
 
"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.
 
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, or a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
 
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with huge boobs who owns a beer distributorship.
 
Is there a contest here?"