Three buddies were grousing about how frigid their wives were, and being guys, each had to out-do the others.

The first guy said that his wife was so frigid that when he went down on his wife he could see his breath.

The second guy boasted that his wife was so frigid that he could pour steaming hot coffee on his wife's pussy and it would turn to ice.

The third guy, not to be out done, claimed, "My wife is so cold, that when she spreads her legs the furnace kicks on."