Jean-Claude and Michelle are a couple living in France. One day, Jean- Claude comes home from work and Michelle says: "Jean-Claude, today ze light-bulb, it has gone out. You must fix it for me."
"What am I? Electricien?"

The next day, Jean-Claude comes home from work and Michelle says: "Jean-Claude, today ze carpet eet eez dirty, you must beat eet for me."

"What am I? Carpet-beater?"

The very next day, Jean-Claude comes home from work and Michele says: "Oh, Jean-Claude, today your friend Pierre came over. He changed ze light-bulb and he beat ze carpet for me."

Jean-Claude seemed angry: "Oh, but I know zis Pierre. He never does anysing for nossing. What did he want?"

"He gave me 2 choices: he said I can bake him a cake or... sleep wiss heem."

"Which one did you choose?"

"What am I? Baker?"