After a few years of married life, a man finds that he
is unable to
perform.
He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few
things but nothing
works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in
your mind" and
refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, he confesses, "I am
at a loss as to
how you could possibly be cured." Finally the
psychiatrist refers him to a witchdoctor.
The witchdoctor says, "I can cure this." He throws
some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with
billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says "This is
powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year!
All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for
as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witchdoctor "What happens when
it's over?" The witchdoctor says "All you or your
partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But
be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to
surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying
in bed with her and says "123," and suddenly he gets
an erection.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123'
for?"