Magic Massage Spa  is legit... But it sucks.

Worst massage of my life. My wife took me there and we had a couples massage. She got this cool lady and I got some random dude coming from outside after having had smoked cigarettes. His hands smelled like cigarettes.

Not only was the massage terrible, but there was a point where you turn face down into the face hole and he started teabagging the back of my head while massaging my back. I was pushing my face into the face hole so hard to try and dodge it. He noticed my discomfort and asked if the massage was too hard. I said yes and nothing changed.

Even worse, my feet suck. They're terrible. I got a foot massage and then he immediately started massaging my face. This might've been the worst part for me because I'm a germophobe and I hate feet.

So yeah. My massage smelled like cigarettes, I had my own feet germs rubbed onto my face, and I got the back of my head teabagged. Wasn't a sketchy place, just the worst massage place I've ever been to. Weirdly, I'd rather it have had been a sketchy place.