A young boy went up to his father and asked him "Dad, what is the
difference
between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment,
then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford
for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars, then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom
Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from
that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert
Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We
could really use the money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great
college!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep Brad Pitt for
million dollars!" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would
sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts!!"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise
for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "do you know how
much a million could buy?"

The boy pondered for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father
asked
him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and
realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on
three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and
a
fag.