A married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up
> ready
to
> go to sleep and the husband had put his bed lamp on to read a book.
>
> As he was reading, he would periodically reach over to his wife and
> fondle her "kitty."
>
> He did this a few times, but only for a very short time each time. He
would
> then stop and resume reading his book.
>
> The wife gradually became aroused with this and thought that her
> husband
was
> seeking some response as encouragement before going any further.
>
> She got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was
> confused and asked, "What are you doing taking your clothes off?"
>
> The wife replied, "You were playing with my kitty. I thought it was
foreplay
> to stimulate making love with you tonight."
>
> The husband said, "No, not at all."
>
> The wife then asked, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?"
>
> The husband replied, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn
> the pages in my book.
>