So this old woman comes home early from her Bingo at the church and finds her 85 year hold husband in bed with a much younger woman.    Furious, she drives the young woman away, picks up her husband and throws him out of their 12th floor window.     Naturally she is charged with murder.

Judge:  Madam , how you want to plead
woman: Not Guilty
Judge; But you threw your husband from your 12th floor window
Woman: I know
Judge:  You know when you do that, the person will die
woman:  Well, if he can fuck at 85 I thought he can fly!