Once there was a princess with the flattest chest in the kingdom.  Along comes her fairy Godmother to grant her one wish.  The princess, of course, wishes that her chest wasn’t so flat!

“Well,” says the fairy Godmother, “here’s the deal.  Go next door and ask the prince to marry you.  Of course he will say ‘no’, because your chest is so flat.  And when he says ‘no’, and each and every time he says ‘no’, your chest will grow one inch!”

So the princess runs over to the prince’s castle, asks him to marry her, he says ‘no’, and the princess’ chest grows one inch!!  This goes on every day for ten days or so, and the princess is looking at herself in the mirror, and she now has a nice set of 36Ds.  The princess thinks to herself, “This is really nice.  I think I will go for one more inch and that will be it; I’ll quit asking the prince to marry me”.  And she runs over to the prince’s castle once again and asks him to marry her.

“No,” says the prince, “no, no, no, a thousand times no!!!!!!!!!”