So I heard a TV commercial in the background:  
"Ladies, pay attention: you suck it, you pull it, you squeeze it."

I thought it was going to be about me and my little friend.  But it wasn't.  The ad is on the web, too.

Go ahead and check it out.  WARNING: I think it starts playing right away, so be ready to hit "mute".
(The video is the leftmost on the second row.)

 


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