MIXED BLESSING
Bill and Ben, two avid fisherman and well-known drunks, were out in a boat on their favorite lake one day drowning some worms and polishing off some brews. Suddenly, Bill got a nibble. Reeling it in, he found a bottle with a cork in it. Naturally curious, he uncorked the bottle and a large genie appeared. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." Bill thought for a second and said, "I wish this whole lake was beer." Poof! His wish came true. The lake was now filled with their favorite brew. Ben looked at Bill in disgust and said, "You jerk, now if we want to take a leak, we have to do it in the boat."