A boy comes home from school at 7 PM.  

His father asks him, 'Where have you been?'

The boys answers, 'At Jessica's house.'

'What were you doing?'

'We were studying'

After picking a snack off the table, the son says, 'Dad these fishcakes are lovely.'

Dad replies, 'Go wash your hands son, those are fucking donuts.'

This is funny