The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to
> > the street , the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the
> > details.
> > She said "well , he was a big muscular and handsome sailor".
> > "Well , what did he want to do?" They all asked.
> > She said " I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he
didn't
> > have that much".
> > So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much
> > either".
> > "Finally I said, well how much do you have"?
> > The sailor said that he only had $25.
> > The new hooker said "well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand".
> > He agreed and after getting the finance straight, she
> > said "he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and
> > then a second hand above the first and then the first
> > hand above the second hand"
> > "Oh my god" they all exclaimed, it must have been huge, then what did
you
> > do?"
> > I loaned him $75!" she said.
> >
> >