Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The
day he got out, his wife and son were there
to pick him up. He came through the gates and
got into the car.

The only thing he said was, "F.F."

His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F."

Out on the highway, he said, "F.F."

She responded simply, "E.F."

He repeated, "F.F."

She again replied, "E.F."

"Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?"

Bad Bernie answered, "your mother wants to eat
first!"