One hot summer night in 1960, Steve had his first date with Susie.

He went to pick her up and her mom answered the door. She invited him in, and asked him what they planned to do on their date.

Steve replied that they’d probably see a movie then get a burger.

Susie’s mom said, “Well, Susie really likes to screw.”

Steve said, “Huh?”

Her mom said, “Yes, she loves it. She could probably screw all night.”

“Okay, thanks!” replied Steve, mentally rearranging his plans for the night.

A few minutes later Susie came downstairs and they left on their date.

About a half hour later Susie came running back in the house, her clothes disheveled, and yelled:

“Mom, it’s called the TWIST! The name of the goddamn dance is the TWIST!”