A firefighter was telling his new wife the rules of the house and what
he expected. He told her that if he said "ding", she was to meet him
upstairs and they would make love. If he said "ding, ding", she was to
run upstairs and they would make love. And if he said "ding, ding,
ding", she was to drop whatever she was doing, run upstairs, and they
would make love all night long.

One day, she was ironing his uniform, when she heard "ding, ding, ding"
from upstairs, so she stopped ironing, ran up the stairs, ripped off
her clothes, and started to make love to her husband.

Halfway through, she stopped him, and said "ding, ding, ding, ding!!!!"
With a puzzled look on his face, he asked "what does that mean???"

To which she replied, "I NEED MORE HOSE!!!!"