Husband: "Oh, come on."



Wife: "No. Leave me alone!"



Husband: "It won't take long."



Wife: "No. I won't be able to sleep afterwards."



Husband: "I can't sleep without it."



Wife: "Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?"



Husband: "I can't help it. I'm hot."



Wife: "You get hot at the worst times."



Husband: "If you really loved me, you'd do it."



Wife: "If you really loved me, you'd be more considerate."



Eventually, she relented. "Oh, all right. I'll do it."



Husband: "What's the matter? Need a flashlight?"



Wife: "I don't know. I can't find it."



Husband: "Oh, for heaven's sake. Feel around for it!"



Wife: "There! Is that better?"



Husband: "Oh, yeah."



Wife: "Is it up far enough?"



Husband: "Oh, that's great!"



Wife: "Good. Now go to sleep and the next time you want the window open you're going to do it yourself!"