An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father',  he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex  with Fanny Green twice last month.'
  The priest told the sinner, 'You  are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'
Soon thereafter,  another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two  months since my last confession. I've had sex with Fanny Green twice a  week for the past two months.'
  This time, the priest questioned, 'Who  is this Fanny Green?'
'A new woman in the neighbourhood,' the sinner  replied.
  'Very well,' sighed the priest.. Go and say ten Hail  Mary's.
At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver  the sermon, a tall,Voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her  as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the  priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny  emerald-green shoes... The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman  in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread  slightly apart, but just enough to realise she wasn't wearing any  underwear.
  The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that  Fanny Green?'
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from  her shoes'.