One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts
> > rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey,
> I've
> > got
> > a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The
> husband,
> > rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps
his
> > wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
> >
> > Number two
> > A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
> > breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty
> > years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." I
> > know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as
jaybirds
> > fifty years ago."Well," Granny snickered, "Let's relive some old times."
> > Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You
> know,
> > honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot
> > for you today as they were fifty years ago."  "I wouldn't be surprised,"
> > replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your
oatmeal.."
> >
> > Number one
> > Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number
> of
> > years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that
> > he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into
> > the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist
> > to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed
> > to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill
> > came home. His wife could see at once that something was seriously
> > wrong. "What's wrong, "Bill?"  she asked. "Do you remember that I told
you
> > how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?
> > "Oh, Bill, you didn't."Yes, I did."My God, Bill, what happened? "I got
> > fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
> "Oh...she
> > got fired too."
> >
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